Muddy Messiness
WHAT?: Like walking in the nude, Mudsliding is another activity that brings you closer to the earth. But please, ladies and gentlemen, do NOT go mudsliding in the nude. You will end up with severe burns! Heres a story: When I was 13 years old I went to a summer camp in Pennsylvania. There was a soccer field in front of the boys bunks and one day all activities were canceled due to intense torrential rain storms. The rain was pouring down in buckets. We were all inside the bunks watching the rain because there was nothing else to do. Suddenly, I had a great idea, without thinking too hard I ran out and slid about 15 feet on the muddy field laughing my ass off. Then about 30 of the boys sitting in the bunks ran out and started sliding with me. It was a picturesque moment because we were all having an amazing time sliding around in the mud and throwing it around like water. As brief as it was, I still remember that moment in my life!
WHY?: Remember Slip ‘n Slide when you were a kid? This is ten times better. You slide and you’re getting really dirty, but that is the best part!! This is also another activity that would be double the fun when you are sharing the experience with other people. I guarantee you there is no equivalent to this experience. That is why it is so unique and something that you MUST do before you fly away in peace. Next time its raining really hard and theres plenty of room to slide, GO FOR IT! Just say, “Fuck it!” and get really really dirty! The shower afterwards will be the gratification.
HOW?: The environment needs to be specifically set for this to work out. The rain has to be pouring down very hard, and you must have a lot of room (preferably a field) to slide across. Get a good running start and SLIDE, either on your butt, chest, or feet. Just be careful! Don’t land on your head.
CONCLUSION: It ain’t that deep! Just go have some fun!
